Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967

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Tassal is a Tasmanian-based Australian salmon farming company founded in 1986. It was listed on the Australian Securities Exchange (ASX) from 2003 until 2022. Tassal is the largest producer of Tasmanian grown Atlantic salmon, supplying salmon to both domestic and international markets. In November 2022, it was acquired by Canadian seafood company Cooke Inc. and delisted from the ASX.

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{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}

{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

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