The 2012 Colorado Buffaloes football team represented the University of Colorado Boulder in the Pac-12 Conference during the 2012 NCAA Division I FBS football season. Led by second-year head coach and alumnus Jon Embree, the Buffaloes played home games on campus at Folsom Field in Boulder, Colorado.
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Where did the API go to eat?","punchline":"To the RESTaurant.","id":390}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?","punchline":"Roberto","id":218}
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{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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